I am an expert

I was the "Expert of the Month" on CIO.com last month, taking questions about the convergence of IT and physical security.  The month is over and my expertise has expired, but they've published some of the questions and answers.  Here's my favorite.   I'll try to answer some more and send them in soon.

There were a lot of good questions sent in to the magazine,  but I've only answered four so far because I'm lazy.  I think that being an expert and being lazy go hand-in-glove, or, um, butt-in-couch.  Being an expert is how I get to avoid real work. 

[Note to investors: This is a joke.  I am not the slightest bit lazy and take to real work like a chipmunk to fresh acorns.]

Hmmm, that's two backside references in one post.  This blog is getting off to an inauspicious start.